He looked at me when I went in and said, "Mommy, I found TWO boogies in my nose. One on each side!!"
"Great," I replied. "I will go and get you a tissue."
Boy: "No, don't worry. I put a dem in my mouf."
Mommy: "You put them in your mouth?!?!?!"
Boy: "Uh huh. Yes."
Mommy: "And you ate them?"
Boy: "Uh huh. Yes. Dey yummy. Dey almost as good as my licorice."
Oh dear God, he is eating his boogers. I officially have a nasty little boy. Sigh...