"Okay Mommy. I'll humor you that you think I look cute in my Hawaiian outfit and you want to take my picture on the grass on this beautiful (Sunday) day outside...""But I would like it known to the world that I do NOT enjoy this stuff you call grass. I don't like the feel of it, and frankly I find it to be sort of unpleasant..."
"Okay crazy picture Lady...get me the hell OFF this grass. NOW!!"
I hope everyone enjoys their Wednesday and no one makes you sit on the grass if you don't want to.